You're Decommissioning?
I'll Buy That Shit!
Don't let those old tanks rust. Dr. Von Freezen needs fresh inventory for the basement sale. We buy used cryogenic pumps, vaporizers, and giant thermoses.
What We're Looking For
Cryo Tanks
From table-top dewars to industrial size silos. If it holds liquid nitrogen, we want it.
Pressure Pumps
Submerged or external. Even if the seals are slightly 'questionable' by OSHA standards.
Vaporizers
Ambient, electric, or steam heated. We extract the value so you don't have to.
The Decommissioning Service
Don't just dump it, we'll haul it. Dr. Von Freezen dispatches his team of hazmat-certified goons to extract, crate, and transport your surplus cryogenic equipment — while you sit back and count your money.
Fast Extraction Protocol
Our hazmat-certified goons show up, assess the situation, and have your equipment on a flatbed before your landlord notices.
Liability Waiver (Mostly)
We handle the permits, the paperwork, and the awkward conversations with your safety inspector. You just point at what goes.
48-Hour Turnaround
From initial quote to check-in-hand, we move fast. Because decommissioned equipment doesn't get more valuable sitting in the rain.
The Extraction Protocol
Tell Us What You Got
Fill out the form below with your equipment details. Photos and spec sheets help us give you a faster, more accurate valuation.
Get a Valuation
Our acquisition team reviews your submission and gets back to you within 48 hours with a fair market offer. No games, no lowballing.
We Handle the Rest
Accept the offer and we coordinate pickup, rigging, and transport. You don't lift a finger (or a 20,000-gallon tank).
A Simple Quote Form
Strictly non-binding, probably legally dubious.